Strictly & Exclusively for Glazial

Before I ask you
something important…

I need to know a few very important things about you.

(Don't worry, none of this is being graded... except maybe the last question)

Phase One

Getting to know my favourite human

Take your time. Answer honestly. And remember that whatever you put down here will probably be used by me to plan dates, order food, and surprise you when you least expect it.

1. What do you like doing when you're genuinely happy?

2. What is your favourite food?

3. What is your favourite thing to eat when you're craving something?

4. What is your favourite drink?

5. What is your favourite colour?

6. What is your favourite place?

7. What kind of weather makes you happiest?

8. What is your favourite season?

9. What song can you listen to again and again?

10. What is your favourite movie or series?

11. What is one thing that instantly makes you smile?

12. What is something you could talk about for hours?

13. What is your ideal date?

14. What is one small thing that makes you feel loved?

15. What is one thing you absolutely cannot tolerate?

16. What is your dream place to visit?

17. What is your favourite flower?

18. What is your favourite late-night snack?

19. What kind of affection do you like most?

20. What is one completely random thing about you that I should know?

And most importantly… do you think I'm cute enough to continue?

Okay, now you've officially given me enough information to embarrass myself.

One tiny request:

Please take a screenshot of your answers and send it to me.

Yes, I'm serious. I want to see what you wrote.

GLAZIAL, WE HAVE A VACANCY.

And before you ask… yes, I'm talking about the girlfriend position.

Position: Girlfriend

Openings: Strictly 1 (Non-negotiable)

Location: Wherever you are.

Working Hours: Basically 24/7, unfortunately for you.

Job Description:

• Listen to me complain about absolutely unnecessary things.
• Receive an unreasonable amount of affection.
• Deal with a boyfriend who is probably going to miss you approximately five minutes after you leave.
• Get random messages because I suddenly remembered how much I like you.
• Be prepared for excessive attention.
• Occasionally tell me I'm right even when we both know I'm not.

Required Skills & Qualifications:

✓ Being cute.

✓ Being completely yourself.

✓ Tolerating my clinginess.

✓ Giving long hugs.

✓ Handling random affection.

✓ Putting up with me.

Vulnerability Check

A small warning before you apply…

I should probably warn you that I'm very clingy.

I like giving attention, and honestly, I really like receiving it too.

I can be the person who wants to know how your day went, what you ate, whether you got home safely, what you're thinking about, and why you suddenly went quiet.

Not because I want to control you. I just genuinely care.

I don't like seeing the person I love sad. If you're having a bad day, I'll probably try everything I can to make it a little better.

I want to be the person you can call when something amazing happens, but also the person you can call when everything feels awful.

I want to celebrate your tiny victories with you. I want to listen to your completely random stories. I want to know the things you don't tell everyone.

I want to make you laugh when you're annoyed. And yes, I'm probably going to annoy you too.

I can't promise I'll always know the perfect thing to say. But I can promise I'll care.

I want to give you as much happiness, comfort, affection and love as I possibly can.

I want you to feel safe being completely yourself around me. I want your bad days to feel a little less heavy. And your good days to feel even better.

Things you should know about me

I am very, very clingy.

I like attention. A lot.

I like giving attention even more.

I will probably miss you while you're still technically talking to me.

I may ask what you're doing and then somehow continue talking to you for the next three hours.

I like random calls. I like random texts.

I like knowing how your day went. I like hearing about the tiny things that happened.

I like being close. I like affection. I like hugs. I like holding hands. I like forehead kisses.

I like those quiet moments where neither person really needs to say anything.

And yes… I want all of that with you.

Question Number One

So, Glazial…

Would you be my partner?

I don't mean just someone whose name is next to mine.

I mean my person.

The one I tell things to. The one I annoy. The one I miss.

The one I want to celebrate with.

The one I want beside me when life is amazing and when it isn't.

(That button has an automatic dodging reflex...)

Okay…

Then I have one more question.

Would you be my girlfriend?

I don't want a perfect relationship.

I want something real.

I want the stupid conversations. The random arguments. The laughing until our stomachs hurt.

The late-night conversations. The 'I miss you' messages. The random pictures. The little surprises.

The hugs that last longer than necessary. The comfortable silence. The ridiculous inside jokes nobody else understands.

I want to know you. Not just the easy parts. All of you.

And I should probably warn you about one more thing…

I'm going to want to sit ridiculously close to you. I'm going to hold your hand like it's my permanent job. I will steal hugs without warning, give you forehead kisses when you're talking, and whisper stupid things in your ear just to make you laugh.

I will probably lose my train of thought mid-sentence because you look too pretty. I want all of those butterflies, that unspoken chemistry, romantic late nights, and moments where we're just close enough that words aren't even necessary.

What comes with the boyfriend package:

• Unlimited attention
• Random affection
• Someone who asks if you ate
• Remembers tiny details
• Wants to hear about your day
• Listens to your problems
• Celebrates your wins
• Makes you laugh when you're upset
• Randomly says how pretty you are
• Misses you too much
• Will probably steal your fries
• Always wants one more hug

I do need sex multiple times a week... just kidding... or am I?

*Terms and conditions apply: me being ridiculously attached to you.

So, Glazial… will you be my girlfriend?

(The universe literally won't let you pick that option...)

Sincere & Unreserved

Glazial, this is the part where I stop joking.

I don't know exactly where this goes. But I know I want to find out with you.

I don't know what every tomorrow will look like. But I know I'd like to have you somewhere in it.

I don't need everything to be perfect. I just want something honest.

I want to care about you. I want to make you happy.

I want to be there when you're excited. I want to be there when you're scared.

I want to hear your ridiculous stories. I want to know your favourite things.

I want to learn the little things about you that nobody else notices.

I want to make memories with you.

And most importantly… I want you to know that you don't have to pretend around me. You can be completely yourself.

And I'll still choose you.

So, Glazial… would you let me be your person?